Junk in the Trunk

Junk in the Trunk

• Stupid Videos....


• I tried Caramel Ho-Ho's yesterday. Good stuff, for crap. I just wish that they sold them one to a pack instead of three. Completely unnecessary.


• Sea Monkey Worship, huh?


• Fark-themed set of Tarot cards. - Hilarious and nice looking!


• Secrets and Thighs - A history of celebrity sex tapes, real and fake, from Joan Crawford to Paris Hilton.


• Panda Golf


• Shadorunr and I were talking about Basia the other day, (mostly because her song Time and Tide has been coming up on our playlists a lot as of late), and it seems that she is still in the business. Splendid news.


• The Open Sound Pool


• Joe Cartoon - Gerbil Mantra


• The Ghost of William S. Burroughs


• Google War!!!


• What is the best time of day to weigh yourself?


• You know you want it: Pr0n shirt

Book Meme

1. Take five (random!) books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph:

[1] My mother is standing in front of the bathroom mirror smelling polished and ready; like Jean Nate', Dippity Do and the waxy sweetness of lipstick. [2] Father Moody stood outside the bathroom, too bashful the enter that moist cave that existed as a common room between the girls' two shared bedrooms. [3] Kali had terrible eyesight, and had been wearing glasses since she was nine years old. [4] Wouldn't it be great if you would love me? [5] What about me?

1. Running with Scissors - Augusten Burroughs
2. The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey Eugenides
3. Better Living Through Death - The Six Feet Under book.
4. See a Grown Man Cry, Now Watch Him Die - Henry Rollins
5. Live From New York - Tom Shales & James Andrew Miller

Always with the wierdness...


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