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• The Boise Weekly made my day today. There used to be a cool buttrawk bar in town (it closed during my duration in Oregon unfortunately) that had the best multi-drinker bucket drinks EVER. The name was even cool, The Derailer. Well, good ole BW provided the recipe.
  
  You'll need a big bucket or a small vat for this one. 2 c. rum, 2 c. gin, 2 c. vodka, 2 c. amaretto almond liqueur, 1 c. triple sec, 2 c. peach schnapps, 1 c. grenadine, 1 gallon cranberry juice, 1 can grapefruit juice, 2 c. sloe gin, 1 bottle Sprite. Mix all well and add the Sprite when you're just about ready to serve.
  If that doesn't say PARTY!!!, I don't know what does. The year I turned 21, a friend of mine from Idaho Falls came up to visit me and we drank a ton of other stuff, then split a derailer (I'm not sure how much it was, but it was SMALLER THAN THIS RECIPE MAKES. He ended up puking all over Merritt's while I ate some scones. Good Times.