My Mouth Hurts.

Junk in the Trunk

• More of Retrocrush's top 50 cools songs: The Doors - The End (I'm sure you know why), Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze, this excerpt sums it all up: The opening riff on Purple Haze is one of the most recognizable and coolest beginnings of any rock song. It's sex, violence, and non stop party all rolled up into one explosion of guitar, The Who's Baba O'Reilly which was kind of ruined (?) for me after I saw Summer of Sam- the song flat out creeps me out now, Metallica - One - Read this, if not for the commentary on Beavis and Butthead, and The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil, which doesn't require any commentary by me or Retrocrush


• Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. - James F. Byrnes Not me, I keep living this day like the next will never come! ;)


• The Question: Is it harmful to play really loud music in a car? The Answer: This may be why I'm on the road to deaf-ville.


• Paltrow to Play Germany's Ultimate Diva
Uh....I like Gwenny fine, but she does NOT smolder like Dietrich. Not even close.

• The Next Good Thing [tm] = Seasonale. I can't wait until I can get my Rx changed.


• Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked. - Lord Chesterfield


• Recent quality Fark PhotoShop Contests - Happy Meals! and Rejected Olympic Sports


• I know I've plugged Gush and Pluck, but if neither of those newsreaders intrigue you, Here is a list of newsreaders to choose from, with information on their perks.. Seriously, do yourself a favor and get a newsreader today.


• Check this out if you're interested in the casualty status information of the Iraq War.


• Tribute to Goatse - Just sooooo wrong.


• How Household Junk Can Grow Into Mountains. - This gives much insight into my OCD behavior, Media Archive anyone? However, this article on Stanley Kubrick makes me feel a little bit better about all of this.


• New York Times Opinion on a National ID.


• Flash animation of the Beatles - Come Together - Very cool, and one of my favorite Beatles songs. :)


• The Candy Wrapper Museum!!!!!!!!!


• SweetSpot Labs....I don't know whether to sigh or think this is a good idea.


• LiveWed for those who are unable to commit legit.


• Crazy Car LMAO! of the day


• According to The Devil's Dictionary, my job choice qualifies as Desperation. Hrumph.


• Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. - Henry David Thoreau Whoa, never thought I could appreciate anything from Thoreau!


• I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant Mayhaps I should drink more so I can fit in a little better....


• A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices. - Edward R. Murrow Very good food for thought....


• Inkblot Test - Some crazy blots in here! My results (which I found interesting and accurate, are below.

Lalajen, your subconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity.

You are full of questions about life, people, and your own potential. You spend more time than others imagining the possibilities for your life, and you're open to things others are too afraid to consider.

You have an almost physical need to know and do more. It's only through new experiences that you feel a greater understanding of yourself and the world. You also have a rebellious streak that shows up when you feel unable to truly influence the world or circumstances around you. Your appetite for novel experiences also shows an openness others don't have, but wish they did.

Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.