Junk in the Trunk - 1/25/05

Junk in the Trunk - Freezing January Inversion Issue!

• Cheese, Why It's Better Than You And Everything Else - Speaking of cheese, I Love Cheese!


• Looking for a budget template? Here's a handy one from Microsoft.


• It's Official: Jan. 24 Worst Day of the Year - I won't argue.


• This Trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith looks fun!


• Too Much Funny Ha - How to Clean Your Monitor


• Bargain shoppers rejoice, here is The $15 Store


• Bunny Suicides!


• Today's WTF moment - NumaNuma - I'm not sure WHAT that is, but it fascinates me.


• Youth Craft New World on Web Site is a biased Oregonian article about LiveJournal.


• Time to check the 2005 new Demotivators
  
• Go-faster tweak for Firefox


• Netflix/BlockBuster Recommendations: The 10 Best Films of 2004


• Looking for a cool way to express your affection for someone this Valentine's Day? You can now either Pee in the
  Snow or Tattoo a Butt for your loved one. Cain did it for me. See! Pee!
  
  


• U.S. Consumer Credit Card Debt May Crash Economy


• LMAO! Check out the new iProduct


• I suppose that my interest in blogging silliness helps qualify me as an adultescent.


• I may have to watch The Amazing Race next season.


• My current favorite icons...and LJ community


• Ever wonder how your vagina measures up?. Also, this provides answers to the question Are You A Boobiemeister?

More Free Stuff!

• Free Vegan Cookbook


• Free Romance Novel from Oxygen Network


• Wickedly Perfect Needlepoint Giveaway


• For a Beverage Trifecta - Free Coffee Recipe Book, Free Sample of Big Island Coffee, and Free Sample of Green China Tea


• Free Subscription to Dance Magazine


• If you plan to purchase or just bought one of these Febreeze Scent Stories things, keep your receipt. Go to the website, and Click This Page and then go to This Page and register to get a free Scent Disk. I just sent away for mine. :) You can sign up for it on-line, then they give you the address to send in your receipt for proof of purchase. - Coolio!


• For Hollywood Video patrons: Hollywood Video is giving away 6 Rent-1-Get-1-Rental Free certificate to anyone who incurred any late fees or product charges as of August 10, 2004. This link has a very EASY claim form that can be filled out to get the certificates. This is part of a class-action lawsuit that Hollywood Video settled.

Triple Shots from my friend Tack...or as he said, I'm going for the junk in the trunk hat trick:

1. I'm beyond the fury of youth. I love young women who are angry...But if you dont transcend, you become a very disturbed 40 year old. - Tori Amos


2. IM of the Day:
   Lalajen: did I mention that I loathe mondays?
   Tack: I'm not too found of them... either
   Tack: unless its porn star monday but those aren't very commen
   Lalajen: not common enough anyway.


3. IM of the Day 2:
   Tack: I would like to invent something called the pornicle.
   Lalajen: see I see this as porn+icicle...and that could only be one thing (NOTE: the dramatic pause)
   Lalajen: a dildo
   Tack: I was thinking like a popcycle with like a picture in it that was covered up by the cicle part
   Tack: but yeah... yours it probably better
   Lalajen: it could be a cool frosty white color
   Tack: but thats already been invented... so I can't invent it again
   Lalajen: well yeah, but there are a thousand and one different kinds. Maybe we just need one that actually delivers an electric shock when used
   Tack: hahaha
   Lalajen: you know - there is probably an audience out there for that
   Tack: I'm pretty sure there is an audience out there for everything

.....this is getting way too long. I'm going to have to do another in right quick time!