Junk in the Trunk - 1/26

Junk in the Trunk - Bronchitis Edition!

• 2004 Razzies Nominations have been announced. Check out the Farenheit 9/11 nominations and the "Worst of the last 25 Years" - funny, although I tend to argue that Xanadu should not be on any of those lists.


• Want some cheap entertainment? Let Them Sing It FOR YOU!


• Many of you have asked about my teenage job of corn-topping. Here is an article on that particular job! Detasseling, a Midwest Rite Of Passage, Faces Extinction "You get up before the sun comes up, meet at the high school and get on the yellow school bus that takes you to the field. You know that your first 10 steps into the corn are going to be anything but pleasant because it's full of dew. You're wet head-to-toe no matter what you're wearing. The corn is tall, you're walking through mud and engaged in repetitive physical exertion for the next 10 hours. In the morning, it's wet and chilly. By 10 a.m., steam is rising from the field. By noon it's darn hot, and by three, it's extremely hot and you're exhausted." - Yes, *I* did menial labour! They didn't even mention the spiders. :( Gloves with rubber grips protect the hands, hats guard against sunburn. We weren't allowed to wear gloves! They always told us that it prevented us from being able to properly grip the tassels. These kids nowadays have things SOOOO EASY!!!


• From RetroCrush - Pipe Cleaner Porn!


• Hooray for Maddox! Ben Stiller Should Star in Every Movie.


• Be careful when blogging - you don't want to get Dooced.


• Five Geek Social Fallacies - I'm guilty of #4!


• Renee Zellweger as Betty Page - So wrong.

My Taste in Movies Meme

You scored as Sadistic Humour. Congratulations, you scored Sadistic Humour. You find the little things in life to be funny, and have a great sense of humour, whether it's stupid or dark. You're probably young, and older people don't understand why it's all so fucking hillarious. Either way, check out: Clerks, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Wayne's World. Sadistic Humour 100% Artistic 95% Drama/Suspense 80% Mindfuck 80% Romantic Comedy 35% Sci-Fi/Fantasy 35% Mindless Action Flick 15% Movie Recommendation. created with QuizFarm.com

....and because Bruce Campbell rules

You are ASH! From the Evil Dead Trilogy!! You're a little on the slow side, and can be a coward but the ladies can't seem to get enough and you survive only to become stronger and stupider. Oh well. Hail to the King, you rock!