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• A Million Love Songs


• Check out JK Rowling's Revamped Website - it's very well done.


• Something Awful - Cafe' Flesh - Bad porn at it's worse.


• 10 Reasons we still love TV


• Smoking Affects Entire Body - Report - Lovingly dedicated to all of my smoking friends/relatives.


• How to Make Friends by Telephone!


• Worth1000 PhotoShop Contest: Superhero Dayjobs 3 - you'll definitely want to check this out.


• Devil's Dictionary: Toxoplasmosis: a cat’s way of saying that there isn’t enough affection to spare in a given household. Stormy reminds me of this every day.


• The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles


• Age Maps


• Neurotically Yours: Star-Schmucks Viente


• For the Simpsons fans: Map of Springfield

....and I'm only posting this because I love the picture. Plus I'd like to know if anyone has any good book recommendations for reading about the Arch Angels??


Rafael. You're most like the ArchAngel of Healing. You want people to shape up, and you nag. But you mean well, and you're well loved despite it. Or because of it. You bring the donuts even as you tell people to eat more veggies.


Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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Today's Edition..

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• Star Wars Spoofs


• Neurotically Yours: Fatkins!


• Lost at 30: Women hit midlife crisis earlier than men, authors say


• Cheesier than Abba? Just Wow.


• Remarks by Al Gore


• Typoganism - This is too cool for words.


• 10 Foods That Pack a Wallop


• Cheese to meet you: Top 30 Worst Pick Up Lines


• Die Duckomenta


• A rant and a rave: The Wonderful Agony of Oral Sex - From Craig's List


• Post Modern Pets


• What does your hair say about you?


• ...and finally, we have the LOLLERCOASTER

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• If only I'd seen this yesterday! Towel Day for Douglas Adams.


• Porn vs. Erotica: [1] [2] - If porn is the movies that play in our heads, erotica is the ongoing discussion of who we are in bed.


• Free Issues of Libido Magazine.


• New version of Gush for Windows is available.


• You know that thick film layer that sometimes develops on Jell-0? I love it.


• Keeping a Food Journal

Yikes...This is a Biggun!

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• I sooooo need this book series: Pinkerton, Behave!


• Good Deed for the Day - Or Maybe a Lifetime.


• Shut the Fuck Up...or How to Act Better in Meetings.


• The No-Clown Zone


• Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly


• Interesting thread on Morality


• David Hasselhoff's "Hooked On A Feeling" video.


• Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy


• To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die. - Marquis de Vauvenargues


• More Things: Music - Commentary on varied artists...interesting.


• Opening 13 Cans of Whoop! is an article on energy drinks. Bevnet provides reviews of virtually any kind of beverage you may desire. Personally, in the realm of "energy drinks," the only one that I find even remotely palatable (or even GOOD) is Hansen's Energy Power Formula (Tropical Formula).


• The Big Lab Experiment - Was our universe created by design?


• Conference Looks at Science Behind Love - Excerpt: One study to be dissected this weekend at the conference indicates that a clear-eyed assessment of one's spouse is a solid predictor of a happy marriage. Another suggests that parents' attitudes toward each other, not the amount of affection heaped on their children, leads to the happiness and success of those children.


• The Album Covers the Man Didn't Want You To See - I proudly have a copy of the original Ritual de lo Habitual CD avec controversial cover, thxverymuch.


• Brutally Honest Personals and just as pathetic, Supermodel Personals.


• Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Sir Richard Steele


• All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber


• Fark PhotoShop tribute to Salvador Dali - The last is the best. :)


• Uma Strived to Look UNSEXY in Kill Bill. Do you think she succeeded? I don't think that Uma is the most attractive woman ever, but she's got some beautiful features. However, it's her attitude and style that make her sexy. I thought she had moments of sexy in the movie...


• What is the average salary in the United States? - Some how I'm not at all comforted by this.


• Girl Monsters!


• Mobile Number Directory Causing a Stir.


• Why I made That Film... - Porn or no?


• Nielsen Rating System At Odds With RIAA's Claim Of "Lost Sales"


• Spank the Monkey!


• Fun with Word Association


• The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time - #44 - Jules Winnfield, #55 - The Dude, #72 - Lloyd Dobler
  
• McSweeney's Lists: What I Actually Mean When I Say I Love You


• KIDS' CUFF KINK - *sigh* and I remember when they were JUST BRACELETS!!!

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• Stupid Videos....


• I tried Caramel Ho-Ho's yesterday. Good stuff, for crap. I just wish that they sold them one to a pack instead of three. Completely unnecessary.


• Sea Monkey Worship, huh?


• Fark-themed set of Tarot cards. - Hilarious and nice looking!


• Secrets and Thighs - A history of celebrity sex tapes, real and fake, from Joan Crawford to Paris Hilton.


• Panda Golf


• Shadorunr and I were talking about Basia the other day, (mostly because her song Time and Tide has been coming up on our playlists a lot as of late), and it seems that she is still in the business. Splendid news.


• The Open Sound Pool


• Joe Cartoon - Gerbil Mantra


• The Ghost of William S. Burroughs


• Google War!!!


• What is the best time of day to weigh yourself?


• You know you want it: Pr0n shirt

Book Meme

1. Take five (random!) books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph:

[1] My mother is standing in front of the bathroom mirror smelling polished and ready; like Jean Nate', Dippity Do and the waxy sweetness of lipstick. [2] Father Moody stood outside the bathroom, too bashful the enter that moist cave that existed as a common room between the girls' two shared bedrooms. [3] Kali had terrible eyesight, and had been wearing glasses since she was nine years old. [4] Wouldn't it be great if you would love me? [5] What about me?

1. Running with Scissors - Augusten Burroughs
2. The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey Eugenides
3. Better Living Through Death - The Six Feet Under book.
4. See a Grown Man Cry, Now Watch Him Die - Henry Rollins
5. Live From New York - Tom Shales & James Andrew Miller

Always with the wierdness...


You're barocco!
What musical term describes you?
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Junk in the Trunk Debut!

I've decided to use Junk in the Trunk for my "sharing valuable and random info" posts.

• Dodgeball's a Hit - With Adults! - I think I'd like to start a Boise dodgeball league. Anyone intested??


• Pendimonium!!!!!!


• Word Spy: Cat-typing - for those who have similarly inclined kitties...


• Cryptome.org - Conspiracies Anyone?


• Movies in Fifteen Minutes


• OMG! Syfl & Ollie/Beavis & Butthead back on TV!!!


• Top 10 (Liberal-bent) Conspiracy Theories of 2003-2004.


• How Stuff Works!

NERDS!!!!!!!!! Pass the rumaki!
I am...


You're flamboyant and a some would even go as far as to call you "fruity." Some wonder about your sexuality but regardless you tend to be very positive and can party with the best of them. You're easy going, fashionable, a little feminine and a good dancer.


Which nerd are you???

Obligatory 1st Post

I decided to use my Blogger account more regularly. I have a feature in another journal called Junk in the Trunk that I post sporadically - basically a mish-mash of links, quotes and anything else I find interesting along the way. I hope you enjoy!

~ Lalajen