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• Word of the Day: outpenis(es), courtesy of Rob: Stud tried to outpenis Stud2 by buying a better motocycle. Yes. This is a winner.


• Tips for women to cope with booze


• Hidden Songs


• A Booktard's Dream Come True - especially in the case of out-of-prints!


• You Pour Thing, If You Don't See the Point of Spelling Correctly! This is by the lady who wrote Eats, Shoots, and Leaves which is on my must-read list.


• My ex sent me this link: Obey the Fist - I don't know if I should be scared or not!


• Fans: Bury 'Six Feet Under' - You know, I think this is crap. I don't think a single show has made me think and care as much as Six Feet Under. Despite the seemingly blah storyline this season, after rewatching it, or THINKING about it, I invariably realize the genius and smoldering fury that is bound to unleash by the end of the season. Fuck you impatient Rosy-ending Faux fans. (Uh, did I really just write all of that. Durrr!)


• Who wants to enter the Greatest Grilled Cheese Recipe Contest???? I'm working on an entry...


• Great discussion, Ramble. Topic: Straight or Gay? Choice or Not? Does It Matter?


• If you're using Mozilla Thunderbird or Firefox, you may want to read these: [1], [2], [3]


• Craigslist: I Don't Kick Puppies


• Craigslist: Asscleaning: 101 - cuz we all need to know how to do it.

Junk in the Trunk: Special Political Section

• JibJab - in case you're having trouble identifying your candidates.


• 9/11 Commission Audio available for free on iTunes.


• Or if you prefer, Read the report yourself.


• Things You Have To Believe To Vote Republican This Year


• Lemonlye posted: Did you know that only 51% of all eligible American citizens voted in the 2000 presidential election? Make your voice heard. Inform yourself about the issues, and register to vote. Deadlines vary from state to state -- some are as early as thirty days before the election -- so the time to start thinking about this is now. You are eligible to register if you are a U.S. citizen 18 or older and you have never been convicted of a felony. You need to register if:
  
  * You have never registered before
  * You have moved since the last time you voted
  * You have changed your name
  * (In some states) you have not voted since before the last presidential election
  
  You may register at your local board of elections or at many state or local government offices; in all states except New Hampshire and Wyoming you may register by mail after downloading a registration form on the web (.pdf format; state-by-state instructions are included, 800KB). The links above go to the Federal Election Commission. Alternately, to find out the deadlines, procedures, and locations for your state, including information geared toward college students deciding whether to vote where you live or where you to go school, you may visit MTV's Rock the vote web site.
• Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly, International

...a very special, LAZY EDITION

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• Abstinencetour 2004!


• Thought for the Day...but I couldn't tell you who said it: "Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind."


• Best Summer Colorbar In Town.


• The Black Vault - for all of you conspiracy theorists out there.


• Cunnilingus Is Cool!


• Spam is starting to make sense...almost...in paragraphical fashion. What gives?


• Wanna see something really scary? 80's fashion patrol....


• APPLY FIST HERE - The Education of a Sadomasochist.


• Harry Potter News Aggregator


• A Position for all Four Seasons...


• You Are How You Eat


• The Boise Weekly made my day today. There used to be a cool buttrawk bar in town (it closed during my duration in Oregon unfortunately) that had the best multi-drinker bucket drinks EVER. The name was even cool, The Derailer. Well, good ole BW provided the recipe.
  
  You'll need a big bucket or a small vat for this one. 2 c. rum, 2 c. gin, 2 c. vodka, 2 c. amaretto almond liqueur, 1 c. triple sec, 2 c. peach schnapps, 1 c. grenadine, 1 gallon cranberry juice, 1 can grapefruit juice, 2 c. sloe gin, 1 bottle Sprite. Mix all well and add the Sprite when you're just about ready to serve.
  If that doesn't say PARTY!!!, I don't know what does. The year I turned 21, a friend of mine from Idaho Falls came up to visit me and we drank a ton of other stuff, then split a derailer (I'm not sure how much it was, but it was SMALLER THAN THIS RECIPE MAKES. He ended up puking all over Merritt's while I ate some scones. Good Times.

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• Got Psi?


• Could You Have Passed the 8th Grade in 1895? I think I could have, except for maybe the math section - I'd definitely need more time......


• Somebody sold their Mormon Garments!


• Very cool..Hand Art


• Stick it to your ex!


• Eating Peacefully Newsletter


• Curvy Chick Dot Com


• Fark PhotoShop Challenge: Headlines You Wish to See Tommorow Morning


• How does TiVo use my information?


• Save $10 on eBay/PayPal.


• More on the Spencer Tunick Exhibit....


• Auracolors Test - My high scores: Violet (8), Yellow (8) and I most unsurprisingly have a Red Overlay (4). I also had THREE 7's.


• 80's Hairband Quiz 8/10, and I should have known the two I missed.


• Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over. - Octavia E. Butler


• Top 10 Grunge Albums - Not very inspired, but then it is About.com


• Rum and Monkey: Literature for the Imminently Dead *giggle*


• ...and finally, because I liked the series so much...
  
  
  The only book which doesn't take place in Narnia at all, per se, you're the story of a voyage to find the end of the world and hopefully the Seven Lost Lords (remember Rhoop!). You contain some of the most unique people and places and beautiful descriptions of the whole series.
  
  
  Find out which Chronicles of Narnia book you are.

Schlafen Sie Gut....

JitT Squared

Bonus Edition! Some of the info in this one is actually very important or at the very least HELPFUL, so I thougth I'd add another edition today....

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• A life of talent and of tragedy - Marlon Brando Dead at 80.


• Thoughtful post on Independance, written by a fellow LJ woman in the Army


• Rowling Reveals New Potter Title.


• In Music News: Clapton Sells Blackie. and Oh what I would have given to have been able to see THIS: Prince Reunites With the Time, Sheila E.


• Kidman: Men Aren't Beating Down the Door - She thinks it's because of her kids. I think it's because no one wants to follow in Tom's footsteps. Nor Lenny's. Those are some BIG shoes (despite my dislike for Tom - it's the truth).


• Rat Drug May Boost Sex Drive in Women. Uh?!


• Guide to a Good Night's Sleep for those of you with insomnia issues.


• More reasons to switch from IE to Firefox (I know I'm the pot calling the kettle black, but I'm getting around to it! [1], [2], and a direct link to download Firefox. (Extensions and Themes). While you're at it, why not Get Thunderbird (Themes and Extensions) as well?


• THIS was.


• Test Your Presidential Trivia. I got 5/10 - I don't feel bad either.


• Low Carbers! Coupon for a Free Pepsi Edge.


• Fark PhotoShop Contest: Unlikely movie sequels

Happy 4th of July!

Independance Edition of Junk in the Trunk

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• Beauticontrol used to make this Bamboo scent/lotion that I absolutely adore. They discontinued it (of course) and now I'm at a loss. I depleted my mom and aunt's stashes (they're both consultants) and now I am cut off and almost out of my last bottles. If anyone knows of a similar fragrance, please enlighten me.


• Spidey 2 - The Peril of Doc Ork - DONE IN LEGOS! I think I liked this better than the movie!


• Good God! That's a metric ton of cum!....NSFW


• Princess Hears a Strange Noise! - also NSFW, but hilarious!


• I took the 20 Questions to being a Better Person Quiz and here are my results:
  Your score as a human being is 80.3.
  
  You are close to ideal. So close, and yet so far. Amusing, really, to watch someone squirm so close to the vaunted ranks of perfection and still remain so very, very ordinary. It is all one can do to keep one's ingratiating smile from polluting one's perfect face.
  
  Actually, one recommends you take the quiz again and lie a little.
  
  Really, I'm not that bad....Maybe a little insensitive at times..


• I also took The other 20 Questions to a Better Personality Quiz - and got these results:
  You are an SRCF--Sober Rational Constructive Follower. This makes you a White House staffer. You are a tremendous asset to any employer, cool under pressure, productive, and a great communicator. You feel the need to right wrongs, take up slack, mediate disputes and keep the peace. This comes from a secret fear that business can't go on without you--or worse, that it can.
  
  If you have a weakness, it is your inability to say "no." While your peers respect you, they find it difficult to resist taking advantage of your positive attitude and eagerness to take on work. You depend on a good manager to keep you from sinking under the weight and burning out.
  
  How accurate does THAT sound?


• Will the 2004 Election Be Called Off?


• She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities. - Henry James


• A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan - I can't really say how much this pisses me off. FFS.

Have a HAPPY INDEPENDANCE Day everyone!

Coming at You Live!

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• For the discriminating drinkers out there: Drinkstuff.com.


• The Villiage Voice's Summer Reading Recommendations


• Looking for a good conspiracy? Salamander Letter is full of intrigue and other crazy stuff related to the LDS church.


• Something Awful: Clash of the Movie Titans


• RetroCrush's Wonder Woman Gallery


• Found - Sounds like a good vacation to me!


• John Kerry is a douchebag, but I'm voting for him anyway.


• Rock! Paper! Sadaam!


• The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891


• iTunes Giveaway, Including 10,000 Song Gift Certificate


• Just stupid: Chiquita Plans Costlier, Tastier Bananas.


• "Resentment is like taking poison and expecting the other person to keel over." - Bill Clinton


• How-To Tuesday: Make your own Pirate Radio Station with an iPod


• Badgers? In KENYA?


• The Wrapped Up In Books Game


• Appetite